"Hedley & Wyche, the British toothpaste. You don't have to brush your teeth every week, but you just might want to!"

I have always thought that running sucks, and today I was proven right once again! I did soccer and track and all that shiz back in junior high school and was "good" at it then... but why I even did it at all is still a mystery to me. Actually, I even got a 6:45 mile in a race but then proceeded to pee half of my pants (well, shorts, really) as I crossed the finish line. Then I hastily shoved on my warm up pants in an effort to conceal the atrocity. True story. I went home that day satisfied with the fact that I didn't finish last, but also burdened with the shame of being an adolescent shorts-wetter. It's different when you're in a race, okay? You really, well, push yourself... and you MUST remember to go BEFORE you start.

Anyway, today was our annual school fun run thing and I actually ran (much more like jogging at a walking pace) the thing, which was not that long. So how is it that the machine at the Y will say that I've run, like 4 miles on the cross trainer and I feel just fine, but when I actually run, feet pounding pavement, for only a mile and a half, it sucks so hard?

Blech. In funny clip news, I found hulu, which has tons of good funny clips (and free whole t.v. shows & movies) but makes you sit through 10 second ads every so often. Oh well. For anyone who's watched any Project Runway recently, please watch this and try to tell me that Amy Poehler didn't actually morph into Christian Siriano: http://www.hulu.com/watch/11932/saturday-night-live-new-bravo-show#p:2,s:view_count_today,i:vsl_clip_77

And another one, especially for my sister... Foo, all I'll say is, "And it taists grait on a crackah!"
http://www.hulu.com/watch/3516/saturday-night-live-hedley-and-wyche#p:35,s:view_count_today,i:vsl_clip_77

Okay, must go to bed.