Girl Scout cookies are such a rip off at $4 a box.... except for the Thin Mints. Oh, how I love them! And I have stuff to make White Russians from a couple weeks ago, and in honor of this (basically) drinking holiday, I think I'll have one at some point tonight. Other than that, just tired! Worked all effing day on this presentation, which is super lame-o because the whole thing was only 15 minutes long. The thing went pretty well though, I guess... but what was all of that effort for? I'm at a loss.
I had a student say to me in 6th period today, "YOU better do something or else I'M going to smack him [another student]!!" I calmly replied, "Well, M********, only you are in charge of your own actions." And then she proceeded to smack the kid. Not that he didn't deserve it, mind you. But, still. Oh my.
So this one was suggested by Angie the other day, and it's really quite clever. Take a peek at Apple's latest invention, the "Irack": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE
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Well--I work in an elementary school and funny shiz happens all the time there, too. Literally. Today, I was walking past the boys' bathroom, glanced in and saw a large steaming pile of poo on the floor. Meanwhile, someone was making really strange noises in one of the stalls. Sort of a cross between moaning and laughing. In true teacher fashion, I stood at the door, announced myself and declared "you've got some explaining to do!" Now really, why did I say that? What do you need to explain when there's a pile of poo in the middle of the floor? The resident of the stall began to cry in earnest and said, "I tried to hold it as long as I could,but I just couldn't make all the way!" I encouraged him to come out so I could take him to the nurses' office, but he refused saying, "I need some clean pants, something in a size 8 or 10, please. What? Is this Nordstroms? REALLY, they do not pay us enough....moshizzle
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